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  Comment Link Ivonia @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 21:30

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “quick reply” takes all day? -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Fóni @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 21:30

  They say I’ve got anger issues; I say the idiots keep provin’ me right. -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link QuinTaxi SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 21:30

  I don’t do “lite beer”—tastes like watered-down hope. -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Móní @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 21:29

  (White) I bought a ticket—now I’m broke and still here. -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Johnny @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 21:29

  My lawyer says I’m a liability; I say, “Only when I’m sober.” -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Broni @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 21:29

  Why do socks disappear in the dryer but never the ones you hate? -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Lonie @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 21:29

  (White) I ran a lap—heart says, “Sit down, fool.” -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Zani @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 21:29

  I went to a health seminar—left with a donut and a smirk. -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link Yani @ SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 21:29

  (Seinfeld) Why do they call it a “quick fix”? My roof’s still leaking! -- spintaxi.com
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  Comment Link YanTaxi SpinTaxi Tuesday, 11 March 2025 21:29

  The best thing about satirical journalism news? It doesn’t take itself seriously, unlike real news. - spintaxi.com